Slow Day at the Arches

Today’s McSperience was relatively uneventful. Three noteworthy observations, and none are the fault of McDonald's, but rather the eclectic mix of patrons:

1. Upon approaching the door to the building, I noticed something unusual in the tall bushes along the sidewalk. As I rounded the corner, the object revealed itself to be a winter stocking hat. On the head of an elderly, withered homeless man perched in between two bushes, not unlike a garden gnome. He said nothing.
2. Inside the store, the line moved quickly. There was a girl sitting at a table behind me. When her friend shuffled out of the bathroom, the girl at the table yelled across the room “Patty get your crusty feet outta here!” To which Patty barked “Go die.” To my knowledge, the girl at the table is still with us.
3. Walking back to work, the furry diaper was still there.
   

-Lovin’ It